Monday, August 11, 2008

Ratatouille

Amongst the numerous ways that are available to kill people, one that law doesn't disapprove of... is to bore people to death. And some people, by the virtue of their designation in an organization, assume the license to kill people with their boring blabber!

Now, no one is born boring; it's a skill aquired somewhere on the way. It usually happens sometime after the successful transformation of a person from a human being to a rat. Rats, they race. They scurry on that one line and all they see is one rat before them and two rats behind them. It's like you got the whole room to dance, and you try to 'balance walk' on a stupid line that Mr MNC makes you think - exists.



Hit your head hard against a wall and you will have a big swollen lump on your forehead, thats growth for rats! Rats remain boring rats in the name of growth. They stay rats and they spread the plague. Humans have to be really careful, not to catch the disease.

Rats are easy to smell spot. They make rotten cliche statements, they are predictable and they fart awful jokes. The two rats, behind the rat who cracks this joke, laugh on the joke. The smell would smother human beings... but some are blessed! They smile, serve and survive! :-)

All that said, humans learn from rats. We learn what to do and also what not to do! I learn commitment. And I learn... to not walk, the dance of my life!!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

What shall i say. Another awesome post. Very true and put up very nicely.

Unknown said...

Hey Manish, dont let the environment affect you.
Just kidding, i can imagine how hard it must be, have got some experience in that area.
Jai Gurudev.

robin said...

amazing article...n indeed very true..i don't work but the same applies 4 some boring professors who think themselves to be very smart n assume to have right to torture us...keep posting!!